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James Webb Space Telescope
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James Webb Space Telescope.

Over budget. Over schedule. Over-delivering beyond anyone's wildest projections. The most productive scientific instrument humanity has ever built. We don't know how to process this.

Cost~$10 Billion
LocationSun-Earth L2
Mirror6.5 Meters
Operational4+ Years
§ 1 — Deep Space Surveillance (Extremely Pretty)

The Most Expensive Instrument Ever Built Is Also the Most Productive.

Webb launched on December 25, 2021 — Christmas Day. It cost approximately $10 billion, was originally estimated at $1 billion, and immediately began producing science that made everyone forget about the cost.

Webb can see galaxies that formed 300 million years after the Big Bang. The Big Bang was 13.8 billion years ago. Webb is looking at light that has been traveling for 13.5 billion years. When that light left its source, Earth did not exist.

Recent discoveries: the most detailed dark matter map ever made, the most distant galaxy ever detected, Uranus auroras in 3D, and 70 dusty galaxies that "could rewrite our understanding of the cosmos."

Next: the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope launches as early as September 2026 and will map dark matter over an area 4,400× larger than Webb's current map.

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The James Webb Space Telescope cost $10 billion, launched 14 years late, and immediately ___________.

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“Looked at a galaxy 13.5 billion light-years away and asked for more funding.”

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“Found 70 galaxies that broke our models. The models are in therapy.”

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“Answered three questions and generated forty-seven more. This is called progress.”

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